Monday, May 12, 2008

Going backwards/ Ir hacia atrás



As I am an expert in rolling to the wrong places in life, I decided to buy some skates the other day, to escape to do some exercise next to the river some day. although my vertebrar did not quite agree, I told them to be quiet and there I went. A pair of wondergul skates in line. So I decided to try them.

I got off 168th st and went off to look for the river. But I could not find the way to cross over the motorway to get to the Hudson path. So,
after 30 blocks I managed to do it, gooing under a bridge and ending up in the place of the photo.

So, I put the skates on the best way I could. I was wearing a little skirt without tights as I was coming from work, and I had my backpack and a poncho that I put away in the big box which the skates came in.
And, in this aspect, with my skirt and my skates, mi back pack y my box with a poncho inside, I started skating, like a child that starts walking.First one foot... then another... a bit of impulse with one...and everything was rolling fine... :D

And suddenly a mini hill...how do I know that? Well, because sudenly the skates stopped going forward and, after a few seconds of stopping in which my brain cell said " ein... what's going on? ", they started going backwards. I started breathing really quickly and told my brain cell " It is a matter of balance. do nor worry little vertebrae. It is a matter of balance, and I can keep it.
And as I was going backwards, my brain cell, ina matter of seconds, she searched with the adrenalin amongst all the pieces o knowledge and found the answer amonst some
pieces of forgotten knowledge from secondary school and a TV programme: " An object at rest tends to stay at rest and an object in motion tends to stay in motion with the same speed and in the same direction unless acted upon by an unbalanced force." And friction. And told my brain cell " Do not worry. There is friction. there is friction. I will stop eventually"
But then my brain cell actually thought and said " It is a matter of forces. You just need to apply a force greater than the inertia one, instead of praying for the hill to finish" So I listened to my brain cell and did it. One foot, then another and... EUREKA... I went up the hill, which you could even notice it was a hill, unless you were on skates.

In my oposicion exam... will my brain cell be able to find the knowledge among as much stupidity as I have been accumulating since I finish my degree? Go no my little brain cell...I know I abuse you...but I am going to start using you. I promise.


Ya que una es una experta en pegar patinazos en esta vida, decidí comprarme unos patines el otro día, apra escaparme a hacer un poquitín de ejercicio junto al río algún diílla. Aunque mis vértebras no estaban muy de acuerdo, les dije que se callaran y ahí que me fui. Unos maravillosos patines en línea. Así que decidí probarlos

Me bajé en la 168 y me fui a buscar el río. Pero no encontraba el camino para cruzar la carretera y llegar al paseo del Hudson. Así que tras 30 manzanas lo conseguí, pasando por debajo de un puente y apareciendo en el sitio de la foto

Así que me puse los patines como pude.Yo que iba en faldita y sin medias de venir del trabajo, con la mochila y un poncho que guardé en la caja de los gigantes que llevaba en la mano. Y pertrechada de esta guisa, con mi falda y mis patines, mi mochila y la caja con un poncho, empecé a patinar, como un niño qe empieza a andar. Primero un pie... luego el otro...un poco de impulso otro poco.. y aquello que iba sobre ruedas... :D


Y de repente una minicuesta... ¿ que cómo lo sé? Pues porque de repente los patines dejaron de ira hacia delante, y tras unos segundos de parada en los que mi neurona dijo " ¿ein.. qué pasa?" Empezaron a ir hacia detrás. Empecé a respirar muy deprisa y le dije ami neurona " es una cuestión de equilibrio. No os preocupéis vértebras. Es una cuestión de equilibrio, me puedo mantener"

Y mientras iba hacia atrás, mi neurona, en cuestión de milésimas de segundo, rebuscó con la adrenalina entre todos mis conocimientos y y encontró la respuesta entre unos conocimientos olvidados del BUP y la bola de cristal: "
En la ausencia de fuerzas exteriores, todo cuerpo continúa en su estado de reposo o de movimiento rectilíneo uniforme a menos que actúe sobre él una fuerza que le obligue a cambiar dicho estado." Y el rozamiento. Y le dije a mi neurona " No te preocupes. Hay rozamiento , hay rozamiento.Me tendré que parar"
PEro luego, mi neurona, pensó y dijo.,. " Es una cuestión de fuerza. Solo tienes que aplicar una fuerza superior a la de la inercia, en vez de rezar para que la cuesta se acabe"
Así que hice caso a mi neurona y lo hice. Una pie, otro pie y....EUREKA... subí la minicuesta, que ni si quiera se veía :D

En el examen de oposición... ¿será mi neurona capaz de encontrar los conocimientos entre tanta estupidez como he ido acumulando desde que acabé la carrera? Animo nuronilla mía.. sé que te maltrato... pero te voy a empezar a usar. Lo prometo.


8 comments:

Juan Luis Sánchez said...

Estoy seguro de que en el examen no te patinarán las neuronas. Mucho ánimo Ana. Te podría haber hecho una foto alguien patinando.

botijo de oro said...

Lo mismo digo, pero por si acaso ahora se lleva mucho eso de desaprender, lo que pasa es que si desaprendes puedes sacar una oposición a costa de romperte la crisma con los patines.
Creeme... no interesa.

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